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Let there be m-f’ing light

Oddly, the nice weather today gave me a weird burst of energy, so I was outside trying to clean all of the dead leaves out of my flower bed when something awesome happened. The UPS truck came and brought me … Continue reading

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Life and Death: What’s the motherfucking point.

It’s been a long time since I’ve posted and this blog was supposed to be full of fun tales of my life trying to make it as a homeowner and a monumentally single woman. But I’m sad today and this … Continue reading

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The Cakes Made of Cheese

Last evening, my friend H-bomb wanted to get together for some eating and socialization. I’ve had a gift card for a chain restaurant for about a year (one that specializes in making cake of the cheese variety… if you get … Continue reading

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Rapture! I hardly know her!

So if you didn’t laugh at the title of today’s blog you’re lame. So today Jesus was supposed to come and take all the believers upstairs and leave the rest of us poor saps here to suffer.  I’m sure y’all … Continue reading

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Things I wish I could say…

Those that know me think I’m pretty out there with some of the things that I say.  If they only knew what I kept to myself!  There are a lot of things that I DON’T say for a variety of … Continue reading

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ZZ Top beards: Gross.

Fellas. Please stop with the long and bushy beards. Please! Growing your beard as long as ZZ Top doesn’t impress anyone. All ladies can think about is how dirty, gross, and possibly filled with food and gnats they are. Actually that is a good test. … Continue reading

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Inappropriate luvin’

I have a problem. It’s called: Inappropriate Luvin’.  Let me break it down for ya: Inappropriate Luvin’: The young guy. So I kind of love younger guys.  I’m not a cougar – I hate the word cougar, and honestly I … Continue reading

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